Will you blow on my dice?
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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