We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
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