i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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