i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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