Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
