it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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