Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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