Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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