I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
I forgot how hot balto sounded
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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