I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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