i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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