I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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