It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
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