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(315): View more from New York

Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.

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(347): View more from New York

so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"

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(704): View more from North Carolina

She brought up feelings... her days are numbered

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(941): View more from Florida

Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.

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(609): View more from New Jersey

It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.

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(503): View more from Oregon

some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'

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(408): View more from California

We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar

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(613): View more from Ontario

I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet

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