Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Rumble strips road head = magical
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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