Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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