How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
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