One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Randomize
