Pappa wants mamma naked
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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