My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
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