ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
We are all done wearing pants today
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
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