All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Randomize
