Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I hope mine doesn't look like that
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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