Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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