Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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