I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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