I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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