I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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