i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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