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(772): View more from Florida

The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.

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(530): View more from California

She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.

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(845): View more from New York

Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.

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(+61): View more from Australia

We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house

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(631): View more from New York

Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card

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(703): View more from Virginia

I’m home.

(1-703): View more from Virginia

I’m aware. I just dropped you off.

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(910): View more from North Carolina

You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.

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