They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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