so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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