Moan for me like Helen Keller
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
I need to align my fucking chakras
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