He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
it's like iHOP with fire
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
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