Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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