i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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