Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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