Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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