how do flat chested girls get laid?
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
Randomize
