So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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