Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
This is a test message to see whether or not the recipient is alive.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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