My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
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