yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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