: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
there was a trapeze. enough said
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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