The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
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