what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
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