I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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