You can't special order awesome
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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