I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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