Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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