Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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