Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
never play flip cup with pint glasses
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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