Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
Randomize
