Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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