im gay
i know
yea but for you.
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
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