At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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