I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
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