Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
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